sales around here are few and far between.
So, what's a junkie to do for a fix?
Well, in a pinch I go treasure hunting
around my own house.
A junky is never without a good stash or two,
or three or fifty right?
I been wanting to be a huckster, just like Mr. Haney in Green Acres and this baby will be perfect for pickin up goods and a selling along the road too!!